Waynestock 1993 - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Size:2XL Einstein got shot one minute

Einstein got shot one minute into the future and probably spent the whole trip thinking about dinner

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Napoleon conquered Europe but couldn't handle a waterslide without becoming a complete gremlin

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