I Don't Work Here - Unisex Hoodie goonies Distressed navy script reads "New

Distressed navy script reads "New Haven

a white stick figure silhouette stands with arms raised in a celebratory pose

" followed by large orange script text reading "Bears

Sixty years of flea market irony only proved the original commitment was unbeatable

The phone number still starts with letters because branding peaked before area codes existed

I Don't Work Here - Unisex Hoodie goonies Distressed navy script reads "NewKhakis and a helpful demeanor are apparently all it takes to get conscripted into unpaid retail work by strangers. Announcing your employment status preemptively is just self defense at Target. The Details: Distressed white stacked text in bold rounded serif typography reads "I Don't Work Here" across three centered lines. The lettering has a weathered, vintage screen print texture throughout. Fit & Fabric: Style: Classic Pullover Hoodie. Double lined