Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex Tank Top fletch1 holding a rapier with his

holding a rapier with his left hand raised

but nobody's wish list includes a mutant biker gang in your parents' living room

Bold white block text below reads "WELL

a Class D outfit born from Oregon's agricultural heartland

Roller skating in a sport coat is the 1950s equivalent of wearing a blazer to a pool party

Richard Valenzuela and His Flying Guitar - Unisex Tank Top fletch1 holding a rapier with hisRitchie hadn't earned his stage name yet, just a kid billing himself by his birth certificate and a guitar with wings. American Legion halls weren't ready for that. Inspired by La Bamba. The Details: Bold red block text reads "RICHARD VALENZUELA" above white script reading "and his." A blue electric guitar flanked by golden yellow wings with red striping sits between blue text reading "FLYING" and "GUITAR!" Below, yellow text reads "SATURDAY JAN 18,