Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Bold white block text reads

Bold white block text reads "UNDERHILLS" in all capitals below

including those iconic neon signs that would become synonymous with Vegas hospitality

becoming sacred ground for the communities they raised

Cyan and white cityscape silhouettes of varying-height buildings with small window details sit to the left of bold white uppercase sans-serif text reading "PREMIER PROPERTIES

" Centered below the text is a roasted brown turkey with orange and yellow highlights

Turd Ferguson 2028 - Unisex Hoodie Size:3XL Bold white block text readsTurd Ferguson is throwing his oversized hat into the ring, and honestly, why not. Its a funny name. Hes got no platform, no experience, and absolutely no idea whats going on, but hes got that giant cowboy hat and the confidence of a man who answered every Jeopardy question with zero shame. This shirt is a tribute to Norm Macdonalds legendary chaos and the greatest fake candidate to ever buzz in late and laugh at his own name. Printed on our warm &