Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Inspired by Christine

Inspired by Christine

Cows playing poker while visibly baked is the only honest portrayal of a Thursday night card game ever put on record

Earning the title of okayest aunt means the nephews are alive and nobody called the authorities

White cursive script reads "Tee Shirt" across the upper portion

with a standard modern fit

Did You Touch My Drumsticks? - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Maroon Inspired by ChristineGuarding turkey drumsticks with that level of accusatory energy tells everyone at the table exactly which double meaning you intended. Somehow the innuendo peaked before the bird was even carved. The Details: Distressed white block text arcs across the top reading "DID YOU TOUCH MY DRUMSTICKS?" in uppercase sans serif lettering with a weathered texture. Two golden orange roasted turkey legs with white exposed bones sit centered below, rendered in a