It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Wearing it just means you

Wearing it just means you filed a formal complaint with the galaxy

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and neither does anyone else who overstays their welcome on your porch

Arched distressed white text reads "CRENSHAW" above two white bowling pin illustrations flanking the vertically stacked word "BOWL" in blocky letterforms

" White outlined black badge base anchors smaller text reading "BEDFORD FALLS" and "NEW YORK" along the lower ornamental lobes

It's Not a Dad Bod It's a Father Figure - Unisex Hoodie Size:M Wearing it just means youRebranding a gut as a "father figure" takes the same energy as calling a recliner "home office infrastructure." The belly didn't change, but now it has a title and demands respect at the cookout. The Details: Lowercase white retro rounded serif text reads "it's not a" above "dad bod it's a" in the same groovy 1970s inspired style. Bold uppercase white slab serif text reads "FATHER FIGURE" in a larger scale with a distressed vintage texture. Fit &