Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mob Arched distressed charcoal serif text

Arched distressed charcoal serif text reads "PHENOMS" above a woodcut-style illustration of a batter in a late-1800s uniform mid-swing

and a complete disregard for OSHA regulations established decades later

Kevin inspired by Knockin' on Heaven's Door and Home Alone

Bold white block letters read "WWED" below

" Smaller orange text at the bottom reads "5th Ave

Crack Addict Nutcracker - Long Sleeve T-Shirt mob Arched distressed charcoal serif textNutcrackers have exactly one job and this one went ahead and made it a lifestyle. Somewhere a grandmother is reading that shirt, doing the math, and choosing violence at the dessert table. The Details: Vintage hand drawn illustration of a nutcracker in a red and green military uniform with a tall green hat dotted in white, gold brown face with a white mustache, flanked by scattered white snowflakes. Ornate white gothic serif text below reads "Crack