Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL with white cursive reading "Absolutely"

with white cursive reading "Absolutely" and "FREE

and curled trunk

and call it a hobby

because nobody calls 911 when a cookie snaps in half at the office party

Small town clubs like these were the backbone of postwar American baseball

Stay Strapped or Get Clapped - Unisex Tank Top Size:3XL with white cursive reading "Absolutely"A founding philosophy so efficient it barely needed a Constitution. Attributed here to George Washington, 1776, which makes it historically accurate enough. The Details: A large red vintage engraving portrait of George Washington wearing a blue paisley bandana across his forehead anchors the design. Old English gothic blue script below reads "Stay Strapped Or Get Clapped" with red attribution "~George Washington, 1776" beneath. Two color red and blue