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Distressed cream circle with blue stitching details contains red script reading "Tune in

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Arched light blue rounded retro text reads "Don't Be Jelly" with a distressed texture

Printing "MILF" in giant red letters and hiding the explanation underneath in smaller font is the graphic design equivalent of burying bad news on a Friday

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