I'm No Cactus Expert - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy " next to Billy Ray

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Features a retail fit and side-seamed construction for a premium feel

A multicolored rainbow arc in red

I'm No Cactus Expert - Long Sleeve T-Shirt Color:Navy " next to Billy RayClaiming botanical ignorance right before delivering a flawless character assassination is the oldest move in the passive aggressive playbook. That cactus is just a green alibi standing between you and a conversation with HR. The Details: Arched white vintage serif text reads "I'M NO CACTUS EXPERT, BUT" above bold centered white block lettering reading "I KNOW A PRICK WHEN I SEE ONE." A stylized hand drawn saguaro cactus in yellow green with darker