Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Apparently the holidays need more

Apparently the holidays need more cowbell

Pig Burgers serves a super quarter pounder on soaked wax paper with a side of existential crisis

star and sparkle shapes

Italic serif text below reads "Representing Yutes Since 1992" with a small decorative scales accent underneath

Half the mainland has been mentally relocating to Hawaii ever since discovering you can skip the frostbite

Brad Hamilton - Captain Hook Fish & Chips - Unisex T-Shirt Color:True Royal Apparently the holidays need moreEarning Employee of the Month right before telling customers exactly where to shove their fish is the most beautifully doomed achievement in fast food history. Keeping that pirate hat on was apparently the hill worth dying on. Inspired by Fast Times at Ridgemont High. The Details: A digital illustration of Brad Hamilton in a pirate tricorn hat with skull and crossbones sits above white text reading "May" and "1982." Bold white Western serif text reads