Motorboat - Unisex Tank Top mission viejo Arched white bold serif text

Arched white bold serif text reads "KICK HIS ASS" across the top

at any distance

Linguists failed where one beautifully fried surfer succeeded by abandoning English entirely and somehow nailing it

Smaller green text below reads "orange WHIP

A funny shirt for easter

Motorboat - Unisex Tank Top mission viejo Arched white bold serif textCabin cruisers from 1967 Sears catalogs don't need plausible deniability, but this one hired a defense attorney just in case. Grandma sees a lovely boat, your college roommate sees a lifestyle philosophy. The Details: Blue cursive script reads "Motorboat" in a vintage hand lettered style. Below, a blue line art illustration depicts a cabin cruiser moving through waves, with passengers aboard, a windowed cabin, and small flags at bow and stern,