Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_00s alongside a white snowflake icon

alongside a white snowflake icon and scattered white snow dots throughout

with a small white outlined military star centered at the bottom

Black pixel-art text in retro video game typography reads "Here it is Mikey

Re-electing him feels less like civic duty and more like watching destiny run unopposed

Parks and Recreation parody inspired by Ron Swanson and the Duke Silver Trio

Stop! Hammer Time - Unisex Tank Top rr_track_00s alongside a white snowflake iconReducing MC Hammer's entire cultural legacy to three preschool icons is the most respectful thing anyone's done for the man since parachute pants. Everyone who reads your chest becomes a willing participant in the lowest stakes IQ test ever administered. The Details: White distressed stop sign icon labeled "STOP," a hammer silhouette, and a clock face are arranged left to right in a horizontal row. Together they form a rebus puzzle reading "Stop