Einstein World's First Time Traveler - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Cardinal A posterized oval portrait sits

A posterized oval portrait sits left-center

stacked and repeated like a mantra for guys who peak early and never look back

Bold light-blue sans-serif uppercase text below reads "UNTIL IT'S TIME TO NOT BE NICE

which is a sentence that never gets less absurd to say out loud

Inspired by Conan the Barbarian

Einstein World's First Time Traveler - Unisex T-Shirt Color:Cardinal A posterized oval portrait sitsEinstein got shot one minute into the future and probably spent the whole trip thinking about dinner. Hill Valley's Chamber of Commerce really should honor their most decorated test pilot with a statue outside that mall. Inspired by Back to the Future. The Details: Arched cream text reads "WORLD'S FIRST TIME TRAVELER" around a vintage hand drawn portrait of Einstein in beige tones, with italic script reading "Hill Valley" and "California" on either