Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex Sweatshirt new london " with "ASTORIA

" with "ASTORIA

Large rough-edged gold Western lettering reads "BOUNTY LAW" below

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Easily Distracted Birds - Unisex Sweatshirt new london " with "ASTORIAOrnithologists claiming they're only here for the Blue Tit and the Great Tit have an suspiciously well rehearsed explanation. Plausible deniability has never looked so feathered. The Details: Arched dark navy block text reads "EASILY DISTRACTED" above larger matching text reading "BY TITS." Four labeled cartoon illustrations of birds perched on branches appear below, depicting a Blue Tit, Marsh Tit, Great Tit, and Coal Tit in yellow, blue, brown,